Aug 04 2006
The Far Wright
Go read the Far Wright. (Now linked for your personal and emotional edification.)
Aug 04 2006
Top 11 UN-Backed Cease Fire Terms for Israel
From Nihilist In Golf Pants:
- Free grave stones to terrorism victims (provided they don’t request a Star of David)
- Hezbollah promises not to break the cease fire until it feels like it
- The UN General Assembly will listen to Alanis Morsette’s album ‘Jagged Little Pill’ in an attempt to understand the problem with equating Israel to Nazi Germany
- Hezbollah promises to limit civilian bus bombings to 2 per month
- The UN still won’t condemn Hezbollah’s terrorism, but will agree that both sides made mistakes
- When the time comes, Israeli delegation will be allowed to mourn Fidel Castro’s passing with the rest of the UN
- The UN will pretend to care about nuclear proliferation in Iran
- After Israel is destroyed, the UN promises to offer a resolution decrying the genocide
- UN agrees to prioritize undermining America’s effort in Iraq ahead of undermining Israel’s security
- An iron-clad guarantee that Iran won’t nuke Israel until 2008
- A 3rd apology from Mel Gibson
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