Careful Thought

Courtesy of Chai-Rista at Truly Bad Films:

1. My uncle once: Worked at Area 51.
2. Never in my life have I: gargled chili
3. When I was five: I nearly managed to sever the tip of my left middle finger.
4. High School was: normal. No really. I went to Normal Community High School in Normal, Illinois.
5. My parents are: great folks, but my dad passed away peacefully last year.
6. I once met: a bear coming over the mountain.
7. There’s this girl I know who: has a burning desire to be a missionary in a Middle Eastern country. God bless her!
8. Once, at a bar: I did a lot of pull-ups.
9. Last night: I interviewed a prospective pastor for our church.
10. Next time I go to church: I will print the bulletins.
11. When I turn my head left, I see: a nearly dead plant. It has a death wish.
12. When I turn my head right, I see: a wooden lion my son made for me.
13. How many days until my birthday? 322 days.
14. If I was a character written by Shakespeare I’d be: Mercutio
15. By this time next year: I hope to be finished writing THE BOOK.
16. A better name for me would be: “Stop it now!‿
17. I have a hard time understanding: why people hate people of faith
18. If I ever go back to school I: would take Creative Writing and grammar classes
19. You know I like you if: I talk to you.
20. If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: God, then Cyndie
21. Take my advice: Go easy on the credit cards!
22. My ideal breakfast is: Chicken fried steak and gravy, with chipotle Tabasco.
23. If you visit my hometown: you’ll miss it if you blink.
24. Why won’t someone: answer the phone!
25. If you spend the night at my house: you’ll probably step on kid (or dog) toys in the middle of the night
26. I’d stop my wedding: I’m not planning on having a second one so I’ll stop it right here
27. The world could do without: the ACLU
28. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: clean up kid barf.
29. Paper clips are more useful than: thumbs for resetting my Clie.
30. If I do anything well, it is: show my fallen nature.
31. And by the way: the dogs are coming tomorrow.