Nov 26 2007
8 Ways to pointless prayer
Jon at Levite Chronicles posted this guide to pointless prayer:
1. Look at it as obligation.
(you love to talk with people when you have to, right?)2. Look at it as a contract.
(If I promise to do this, You promise to…)3. Look at it as a monologue.
(Speeches are always more effective than conversation.)4. Look at it as a good luck charm.
(might as well, it couldn’t hurt.)5. Believe you have to be polite.
(If I raise my voice, if I get honest, God will get mad)6. Look at it as a formula.
(I have to get the words exactly right.)7. Believe it’s about posture.
(”close your eyes and fold your hands” - “so I can’t pray and drive?”)8. Don’t.
He’s a master at 8 Ways.
