(HT: Moonbattery)
Sep 23 2009
He Wants It and He’ll Take It
All your nuts nukes are belong to me!
(HT: The Squirrelizer)
Sep 17 2009
Change for a Stamp?
The US Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of the president on it. The Postal Service noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:
- The stamp is in perfect order
- There is nothing wrong with the glue
- People are spitting on the wrong side
Sep 03 2009
And on a Political Note…
…at least Teddy Kennedy and Michael Jackson are now eligible to vote in Chicago.
Jul 09 2009
The Things You Find on a Bulletin Board
The difference between vegans and normal people...
Jun 25 2009
Back to Confession
A wayward Catholic goes into the confessional box after years away from the Church. He notices on one side a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest Cuban cigars. Then the priest comes in.
“Father, forgive me, for it’s been a very long time since I’ve been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be.”
The priest replies, “Get out. You’re on my side.”
May 05 2009
Where Else But the Internet…
Apr 08 2009
The Mom Song
Don’t forget the Mother’s Day is coming up. (Video may require Silverlight install. Sorry Mac dudes.)
Mar 02 2009
Six-Word Sci-Fi Novels
Turns out that this was a part of this excellent collection. Here’s more and here: (Credit to the authors)
“Hello Son,” it said, tentacles waving.
—G. SuleaOsama’s time machine: President Gore concerned.
—Charles StrossWe went solar; sun went nova.
—Ken MacLeodLast man on earth. Hears knock.
—Pete BergMachine. Unexpectedly, I’d invented a time
—Alan Moore“The Earth? We ate it yesterday.”
—Yann MartelThe baby’s blood type? Human, mostly.
—Orson Scott CardLie detector eyeglasses perfected: Civilization collapses.
—Richard PowersThey awaited sunrise. It never came.
—AS ByattFrom torched skyscrapers, men grew wings.
—Gregory MaguireVacuum collision. Orbits diverge. Farewell, love.
—David BrinComputer, did we bring batteries? Computer?
—Eileen Gunn
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