Jun 20 2008
Dispelling the Lies about Barack Hussein Obama
There are a lot of lies floating around about BHO, so in the interest of fairness, here is the real truthiness. (HT: IMAO)
LIE: Barack Obama once went on a killing spree through all 57 states.
TRUTH: There aren’t actually 57 states. He misspoke.LIE: The only thing Barack Obama loves more than America is jihad.
TRUTH: Barack Obama loves many things more than America.LIE: You have to be retarded to think Barack Obama is a good candidate for president.
TRUTH: You could also just hate America and wish it ill will.LIE: Barack Obama was originally raised as a Muslim.
TRUTH: Barack Obama converted from Wiccan to Islam in his teens.LIE: Barack Obama’s middle name is Hussein.
TRUTH: It’s actually a swearword unfit for print. Directed at your mom.LIE: Barack Obama wants to seize your guns.
TRUTH: He has no interest in your guns. After you’re imprisoned for owning firearms, he’ll let the police do as they may with them.LIE: Barack Obama has a long record of being a liberal.
TRUTH: Barack Obama doesn’t have a long record of doing anything. Name one liberal thing he’s done. Name anything he’s done. Come on; I dare you.LIE: Barack Obama is planning to kill the pope.
TRUTH: Liars! There is no way anyone could have found out about his plan!LIE: Barack Obama sold out Israel to Iran in exchange for a bag of magic beans.
TRUTH: The beans aren’t really magic.
Glad we were able to settle that…
June 25th, 2008 at 15:23 pm
Right,
And fine productive humor like this is a whole 10 steps away from Bill O’Reilly and Tucker Carlson.
While I’ll admit my blog sometimes echoes the words of other bloggers (with millions of them out there, its bound to happen) I at least won’t engage in snide hypocrisy.
July 11th, 2008 at 16:43 pm
Marc, stop being such an ass and indulge in some snide hypocrisy. I bet your blog’s selfrighteous and intolerable, just like you.