May 16 2007
Great Gift Ideas: Carbon Debits
Tired of whiny eco-deists like AlGore spewing about carbon credits and carbon offsets while they jet off to the next global whining guiltfest? Now there’s a great way to offset the offsets: carbon debits. For a modest fee, these guys will destroy a tree in your name - and send a nice email to AlGore, to boot. Here’s what they say:
On a Mission - Taking Away Al Gore’s Carbon Credits…
We are on a mission to take away every one of Al Gore’s meaningless carbon credits by simply providing carbon debits. Help us make this dream a reality by purchasing one of the packages below. Don’t let Al Gore assuage his guilt with meaningless penance, heap it back on with carbon debits - every one of which we will let him know about.Do We Really Kill Trees?
The short answer is “Yes”. We run a burgeoning business of clearing trees from grasslands so the Antelope won’t be scared. As silly as that previous sentence sounds it is the truth. So, you can have a clear conscience that you removed a terror inducing tree in an effort to improve the antelope state of mind - which makes them better targets during hunting season. Although we don’t completely follow the logic of the game and fish department on this, we go along with it.
