Jan 30 2006
More Chuck Norris Facts
- Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
- If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow down.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can’t get up the courage to tell him.
- Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
- Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
- When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
- Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a joker, a Get Out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 UNO card.
- Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live.
- Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
- Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
- Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth’s atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
March 13th, 2007 at 09:44 am
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