Sep 02 2008
Sarah Palin Facts - You Know it Had to Happen
It happened to Chuck Norris. It happened to Fred Thompson. It happened to Obamessiah. Now it’s Sarah Palin’s turn. Here’s a sample of the little known facts about VP-nominee Sarah Palin that have recently come to light:
- Sarah Palin once carved a perfect likeness of the Mona Lisa in a block of ice using only her teeth.
- Sarah Palin doesn’t need a gun to hunt. She has been known to throw a bullet through an adult bull elk.
- Sarah Palin once bit the head off a live osprey snatched from the air as it tried to fly off with a fish she caught.
- Sarah Palin will pry your Klondike bar from your cold dead fingers.
- Sarah Palin uses French Canadians as bait to catch giant king salmon.
- Sarah Palin once won a competitive eating contest by devouring three live caribou.
- When Sarah Palin booked a flight to Europe, the French immediately surrendered.
- Sarah Palin plays Whack-a-Mole with her forehead, and always gets a perfect score.
- Sarah Palin knows who was on the grassy knoll.
- Sarah Palin’s finishing move in the VP debate will be pulling Biden’s still beating heart from his chest, then taking a bite.
- Queen Elizabeth II curtsied when she was introduced to Sarah Palin
- Sarah Palin’s image already appears on the newer nickels
- Fox is starting a new reality show… when Sarah Palin Attacks
- Sarah Palin wants you to LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!
- Sarah Palin’s enemies are automatically added to the Endangered Species List
- Sarah Palin as VP increases Depends sales among scatalogically frightened Democrats
- Sarah Palin is what Willis was talkin bout
- When Sarah Palin attends ritual blood orgies, she always brings the most delicious ambrosia salad
- Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience
- In the original version, He-Man had the power of Sarah Palin, but the writers felt this would make him way too powerful
- Sarah Palin was not flown to Ohio in charter jet- she ran as part of morning workout
- Northern Alaska is sunny half the year and dark half the year because Sarah Palin needed the reading light, then wanted a nap
Click here for more: Sarah Palin Facts · Little Known Facts About the Alaska Governor.
September 3rd, 2008 at 03:30 am
borrowed.
Ginos last blog post..When Politics Becomes Pop Culture
September 3rd, 2008 at 16:21 pm
“Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience”
That is too funny. That’s probably my favorite; but man, the rest of them are great as well.