Aug 23 2006

The Class of 2010

Category: miscellaneousSteve @ 16:24 pm

Each August since 1998, as faculty prepare for the academic year, Beloit College in Wisconsin has released the Beloit College Mindset List. A creation of Beloit’s Keefer Professor of the Humanities Tom McBride and Public Affairs Director Ron Nief, it looks at the cultural touchstones that have shaped the lives of today’s first-year students.

Members of the class of 2010, entering college this fall, were mostly born in 1988. For them: Billy Carter, Lucille Ball, Gilda Radner, Billy Martin, Andy Gibb, and Secretariat have always been dead. For these students:

  1. The Soviet Union has never existed and therefore is about as scary as the student union.
  2. They have known only two presidents.
  3. For most of their lives, major U.S. airlines have been bankrupt.
  4. Manuel Noriega has always been in jail in the U.S.
  5. They have grown up getting lost in “big boxes.”
  6. There has always been only one Germany.
  7. They have never heard anyone actually “ring it up” on a cash register.
  8. They are wireless, yet always connected.
  9. A stained blue dress is as famous to their generation as a third-rate burglary was to their parents’.
  10. Thanks to pervasive headphones in the back seat, parents have always been able to speak freely in the front.
  11. A coffee has always taken longer to make than a milkshake.
  12. Smoking has never been permitted on U.S. airlines.
  13. Faux fur has always been a necessary element of style.
  14. The Moral Majority has never needed an organization.
  15. They have never had to distinguish between the St. Louis Cardinals baseball and football teams.
  16. DNA fingerprinting has always been admissible evidence in court.
  17. They grew up pushing their own miniature shopping carts in the supermarket.
  18. They grew up with and have outgrown faxing as a means of communication.
  19. “Google” has always been a verb.
  20. Text messaging is their email.

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